I saw an old lady pick her nose

she stuck what came out between her toes

I guess she's crazy but then I suppose

ain't we all a little nuts

i know a grown man who often cries

in between giant heavy sighs

could be like that until the day he dies

ain't we all a little nuts

a kid refuses to come out of his shell

scared of his shadow and afraid of hell

kinda looks like me as far as I can tell

ain't we all a little nuts